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Crypt Keeper: SHE LOVES ME.

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SHE LOVES ME NOT.

3
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SHE LOVES ME.

4
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SHE LOVES ME NOT.

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BLAH!

6
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WHAT DO FLOWERS KNOW
ABOUT LOVE ANYWAY?

7
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WELL, HELLO THERE,
BOILS AND GHOULS.

8
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JUST GETTING IN THE MOOD
FOR TONIGHT'S TAWDRY TALE,

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A STORY OF LOVE AND
LURID LUST IN THE DUST.

10
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SURE TO AROUSE THE
SICKIES AMONGST YOU

11
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TO SOME HEAVY BREATHING...

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A TALE I CALL <i>4-SIDED TRIANGLE.</i>

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MARY JO!

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MARY JO, WHERE'S MY COFFEE?

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SORRY, MS. YATES. I
MUST HAVE OVERSLEPT.

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I TOLD YOU! I TOLD
YOU I WANT MY COFFEE

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WHEN I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING.

18
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DON'T LIE TO ME,
YOU LITTLE BITCH!

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YOU CLUMSY LITTLE FOOL.

20
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HERE. SEE IF YOU CAN
DO SOMETHING RIGHT,

21
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AND GET ME MY EGGS.

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GO ON!

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AND REMEMBER, DON'T
BREAK ANY, OR I'LL BREAK YOU.

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SHOO.

25
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MILK THE COW.

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MRS. YATES WANTS HER EGGS.

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I SAID MILK THE COW.

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WHAT DO YOU WANT?

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I JUST WANT TO TALK,
MARY JO. THAT'S ALL.

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ABOUT WHAT?

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OH, YOU KNOW... THINGS.

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LOOK, MR. YATES, I NEVER
DONE NOTHING WRONG BY YOU.

33
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YOU GOT NO CAUSE
IN BOTHERING ME.

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OH!

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AAH!

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NO!

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BITCH!

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AHH!

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OH!

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MR. YATES, I'M GOING
TO TELL YOUR WIFE!

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LET ME BE!

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YOU DO... YOU DO,

43
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AND I'M GOING TO
CALL THE POLICE,

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TELL THEM ABOUT
HOW I PICKED YOU UP

45
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RUNNING THAT NIGHT
OUTSIDE THE STOP AND GO

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WHEN THE OWNER WAS YELLING
ABOUT HOW HE GOT ROBBED.

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PLEASE, CALL THE POLICE.

48
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CALL THE POLICE. I WANT
TO BE ANYWHERE BUT HERE.

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OH, NO.

50
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ONCE YOU COME
THIS FAR, LITTLE GIRL,

51
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YOU DON'T GET TO
LEAVE... NOT EVER!

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AAH!

53
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MRS. YATES!

54
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COME ON, YOU STUPID BITCH.

55
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MARY JO!

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MRS. YATES!

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Mrs. Yates: MARY
JO, IS THAT YOU?

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AAH!

59
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UNH.

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Mrs. Yates: MARY JO!

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MARY JO.

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MARY...

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Mrs. Yates: MARY
JO! WHERE ARE YOU?

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Mrs. Yates: MARY JO.

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MARY JO!

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MARY JO!

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MARY JO!

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GEORGE, HAVE YOU
SEEN MARY JO AROUND?

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NO.

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YOU DIDN'T HEAR HER SCREAM?

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SCREAM?

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NO, I DIDN'T...

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I DIDN'T HEAR HER SCREAM.

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WHAT'S THAT ALL OVER YOUR FRONT?

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I WAS MILKING THE COW.
I GUESS I SPILT SOME.

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GEORGE, YOU DON'T MILK THE COW.

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MARY JO DOES.

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I'M SORRY, LOUISA.

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I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO IT.

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DO WHAT?

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UNH.

82
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HOW MANY TIMES I
GOT TO TELL YOU?

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YOU DON'T KILL HELP, GEORGE.

84
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YOU BEAT THEM, BUT
YOU DON'T KILL THEM.

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I KNOW IT.

86
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SHE SPILT THE MILK, LOUISA.

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THERE'S ALWAYS MORE MILK.

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THERE AIN'T ALWAYS MORE HELP.

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LOOK. BLOOD.

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UNH.

91
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SHE MUST BE IN THERE.

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PICK ME UP.

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WHAT?

94
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YOU HEARD ME. PICK ME UP!

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PICK ME UP!

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OK.

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UNH.

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THERE.

99
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WELL?

100
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SHE'S ALIVE.

101
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THANK GOD FOR SOMETHING.

102
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I DON'T WANT YOU LISTENING

103
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TO ANYTHING SHE SAYS

104
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'CAUSE SHE'S HAD A
BLOW TO THE HEAD.

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WHY? WHAT'S SHE GOING TO SAY?

106
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I DON'T KNOW.

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Mary Jo: UNH.

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WHERE IS HE?

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Louisa: WHERE'S WHO? MY MAN.

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YOUR WHAT?

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MY MAN! WHAT DID
YOU DO WITH HIM?

112
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HE WAS JUST HERE A SECOND AGO.

113
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I WANTED HIM TO MAKE LOVE TO ME,

114
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BUT HE WOULDN'T.

115
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OH, HE WOULDN'T.

116
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I TOLD YOU.

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TOUCHED.

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YOU SMELL GOOD, MARY JO.

119
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YOU LIKE IT? IT'S HONEYSUCKLE.

120
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I FOUND IT OUTSIDE.

121
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I RUBBED IT ALL OVER
MY BODY FOR MY MAN.

122
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YOU AIN'T GOT NO MAN, MARY JO.

123
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AIN'T NOBODY AROUND
FOR 60 MILES EXCEPT US.

124
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YES, I DO.

125
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I GOT ME A MAN, EVEN
IF HE WON'T TOUCH ME.

126
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DAMN FOOL.

127
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MR. YATES?

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OH, JUST TRYING TO
BE FRIENDLY, MARY JO.

129
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WELL, I HAVE A FRIEND,

130
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AND HE DOESN'T DO THAT TO ME.

131
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I'M A GOOD LOVER.

132
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WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING IN HERE?

133
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TALKING.

134
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TALKING ABOUT WHAT?

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UH, NOTHING, LOUISA, JUST TALK.

136
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I DIDN'T ASK YOU, GEORGE.

137
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WHAT WERE YOU AND
MR. YATES TALKING ABOUT?

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WELL, I WAS TELLING MR. YATES
NOT TO GET FRIENDLY WITH ME,

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BECAUSE I ALREADY
GOT A FRIEND LIKE THAT.

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"GET FRIENDLY"?

141
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WHAT DID MR. YATES DO?

142
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DAMN IT, LOUISA, YOU...

143
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YOU KNOW WHAT SHE'S
LIKE NOW... TOUCHED.

144
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SHE'S BRAGGING ABOUT
SOME MAN SHE CLAIMS SHE GOT.

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I DO!

146
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I GOT ME A MAN.

147
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YOU DO, HUH?

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THIS MAN OF YOURS,
WHAT'S HE LOOK LIKE?

149
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WELL, HE'S REAL TALL.

150
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AND HE ALWAYS
WEARS A HAT AND A SUIT.

151
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AND HE'S ALWAYS SMILING AT ME,

152
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AND HE'S SO BIG AND STRONG.

153
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ENOUGH OF THAT.

154
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SOMEDAY HE'S GOING
TO MAKE LOVE TO ME.

155
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ENOUGH, I SAID!

156
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NOW GET IN THERE
AND SET THE TABLE!

157
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WELL, ONE GOOD THING
ABOUT THIS, ANYWAY.

158
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WHAT?

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SHE'S CRAZY, GEORGE.

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WHERE'S A CRAZY
GIRL GOING TO RUN?

161
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WHO'S GOING TO TAKE HER IN?

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NOBODY.

163
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RIGHT.

164
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WE GOT HER FOR LIFE, GEORGE...

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FREE HELP THAT
AIN'T GOIN' NOWHERE.

166
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YEAH.

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RIGHT. THIS ONE'S TO BE
HERE FOREVER, AIN'T SHE?

168
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MAYBE.

169
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WHY IS THAT MAKING YOU SO HAPPY?

170
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WELL, LIKE YOU SAID,

171
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IT'S SOMEBODY TO TAKE
CARE OF US FOREVER.

172
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I LIKE THAT IDEA.

173
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Mary Jo: ♪ CHICKEN POT PIE ♪

174
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♪ AIN'T GONNA RUN AWAY ♪

175
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♪ CHICKEN POT PIE ♪

176
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♪ NO PLACE TO GO ♪

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♪ CHICKEN POT PIE ♪

178
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♪ DON'T MATTER ANYHOW ♪

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♪ I GOT MYSELF A SWEETHEART ♪

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UNH.

181
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HI.

182
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I CHANGED.

183
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:13,170
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

184
00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:14,806
YOU DON'T LIKE IT?

185
00:16:16,242 --> 00:16:18,776
WELL, I WORE IT
SPECIAL, JUST FOR YOU.

186
00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:24,281
I'VE BEEN WATCHING
YOU OUT HERE ALL DAY.

187
00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:27,518
IT MAKES ME FEEL SO
LONESOME FOR YOU.

188
00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:31,556
I SEEN YOU WATCHING ME, TOO.

189
00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:33,491
NOW, DON'T BE SHY.

190
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,827
I KNOW YOU WANT ME.

191
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SO CRAZY, SHE DON'T
KNOW THE DIFFERENCE

192
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BETWEEN THAT
THING AND A REAL MAN.

193
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I LOVE YOU.

194
00:16:55,965 --> 00:16:58,165
NO, MR. YATES, STOP!

195
00:16:58,234 --> 00:16:59,511
THIS HERE IS MY MAN.

196
00:16:59,535 --> 00:17:03,570
HE'S NOT REAL, MARY JO.

197
00:17:03,639 --> 00:17:05,172
HE'S JUST RAG AND STRAW

198
00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:06,640
AND A POLE STUCK IN THE GROUND.

199
00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:08,342
HE CAN'T MAKE LOVE TO YOU.

200
00:17:08,411 --> 00:17:10,456
YES, HE CAN. HE WILL SOMEDAY.

201
00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:12,396
I KNOW HE WILL.

202
00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:15,566
YOU LISTEN TO ME,
YOU LITTLE SIMPLETON.

203
00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:17,701
HE AIN'T NO FLESH-AND-BLOOD MAN.

204
00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:19,703
I AM!

205
00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:22,005
I AM! I AM!

206
00:17:22,074 --> 00:17:23,641
NO!

207
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:24,875
MARY JO!

208
00:17:32,568 --> 00:17:33,834
WHERE YOU BEEN?

209
00:17:38,741 --> 00:17:42,076
I HEARD A CRITTER
BOTHERING THE CHICKENS.

210
00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:44,345
YOU GET HIM?

211
00:17:44,413 --> 00:17:45,545
NO.

212
00:17:48,384 --> 00:17:50,217
I DIDN'T EVEN SEE HIM.

213
00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:55,155
THERE'S YOUR CRITTER, GEORGE...

214
00:17:55,224 --> 00:17:56,464
MARY JO COMING BACK

215
00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:58,709
FROM MEETING WITH HER MAN.

216
00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:04,915
SO THAT'S WHAT IT WAS.

217
00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:09,220
DAMN OLD SIMPLETON
KEEPING ME UP ALL NIGHT.

218
00:18:13,409 --> 00:18:15,809
YOU'RE A FOOL, GEORGE,

219
00:18:15,879 --> 00:18:17,962
A STUPID OLD FOOL.

220
00:18:40,970 --> 00:18:43,387
HI, MARY JO.

221
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:46,451
YOU'RE DRESSING KIND
OF DIFFERENT, AIN'T YOU?

222
00:18:46,475 --> 00:18:49,993
IT'S FOR MY FELLA. DO
YOU THINK HE'LL LIKE IT?

223
00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:51,612
HA HA HA!

224
00:18:51,681 --> 00:18:55,249
YEAH. YEAH, I'M SURE
HE'S GOING TO LOVE IT.

225
00:18:55,318 --> 00:18:58,001
I HOPE SO.

226
00:18:58,070 --> 00:19:00,421
I HAVE ANOTHER DATE WITH
HIM TONIGHT AT MIDNIGHT.

227
00:19:00,489 --> 00:19:04,658
MAYBE HE'LL LIKE ME A LITTLE
BIT BETTER DRESSED LIKE THIS.

228
00:19:07,713 --> 00:19:08,713
HUH.

229
00:19:13,685 --> 00:19:18,489
♪ AIN'T GONNA RUN AWAY
I GOT A SWEETHEART ♪

230
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:33,237
NIGHT, LOUISA.

231
00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:35,072
NIGHT, GEORGE.

232
00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:37,208
GEORGE...

233
00:19:39,111 --> 00:19:40,355
YOU KNOW WHAT I'D DO TO YOU

234
00:19:40,379 --> 00:19:43,697
IF I CAUGHT YOU CHEATING
ON ME, DON'T YOU?

235
00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:47,486
SAME THING YOU DO TO BULLS
WHEN YOU WANT THEM TO BE STEERS.

236
00:19:49,339 --> 00:19:51,672
I AIN'T CHEATING ON YOU, LOUISA.

237
00:19:51,740 --> 00:19:56,143
I KNOW YOU'RE NOT,
GEORGE. NOT NOW.

238
00:20:22,338 --> 00:20:23,338
OH.

239
00:20:30,379 --> 00:20:31,612
AAH!

240
00:22:39,258 --> 00:22:40,390
YOU'RE ALIVE!

241
00:22:40,459 --> 00:22:42,760
YOU'RE REALLY AND TRULY ALIVE!

242
00:23:13,242 --> 00:23:14,641
MARY JO!

243
00:23:54,016 --> 00:23:55,416
WHAT?

244
00:23:55,484 --> 00:23:58,685
NO! COME BACK!

245
00:24:00,957 --> 00:24:02,222
DON'T GO! DON'T GO!

246
00:24:02,291 --> 00:24:04,258
COME BACK!

247
00:24:04,327 --> 00:24:06,493
DON'T LEAVE ME!

248
00:24:06,562 --> 00:24:08,028
DON'T LEAVE ME!

249
00:24:12,668 --> 00:24:14,034
STAY WITH ME!

250
00:24:16,872 --> 00:24:18,572
DON'T GO!

251
00:24:24,513 --> 00:24:25,513
NO.

252
00:24:28,184 --> 00:24:30,517
WHERE IS HE?

253
00:24:30,586 --> 00:24:32,903
WHERE IS HE?

254
00:24:32,971 --> 00:24:34,204
WHERE IS HE?

255
00:24:35,741 --> 00:24:36,673
WHERE IS HE?

256
00:24:36,742 --> 00:24:37,902
WHERE IS WHO?

257
00:24:37,943 --> 00:24:39,543
GEORGE! WHERE'S GEORGE?

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00:24:39,612 --> 00:24:42,178
AIN'T NOBODY HERE
BUT ME AND MY MAN.

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00:24:42,247 --> 00:24:44,481
OH, MY GOD!

260
00:24:44,549 --> 00:24:47,517
YOU FOOL! YOU
STUPID LITTLE FOOL.

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00:24:47,586 --> 00:24:50,020
THIS IS JUST A SCARECROW,
CAN'T YOU SEE THAT?

262
00:24:50,089 --> 00:24:51,488
THEY CAN'T DO ANYTHING.

263
00:24:51,556 --> 00:24:53,823
THEY'RE JUST RAGS AND STRAW!

264
00:24:53,893 --> 00:24:55,592
YOU'RE WRONG! HE'S ALIVE.

265
00:24:55,660 --> 00:24:57,594
HE WAS JUST ABOUT
TO MAKE LOVE TO ME

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00:24:57,662 --> 00:24:58,828
WHEN YOU SHOWED UP.

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00:24:58,898 --> 00:25:00,998
DON'T ARGUE WITH
ME, YOU LITTLE FOOL!

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00:25:01,066 --> 00:25:03,901
I'LL SHOW YOU HE'S STRAW!

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00:25:03,969 --> 00:25:05,168
UNH.

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00:25:05,237 --> 00:25:06,169
NO!

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00:25:06,238 --> 00:25:09,706
SEE? STRAW! NOTHING BUT STRAW!

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00:25:09,775 --> 00:25:11,441
UNH.

273
00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:12,843
STRAW!

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00:25:12,912 --> 00:25:14,478
AAH!

275
00:25:14,546 --> 00:25:16,730
SEE, NOTHING BUT STRAW.

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00:25:30,412 --> 00:25:34,013
YOU FOOL.

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00:25:34,082 --> 00:25:37,317
YOU STUPID OLD FOOL.

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AAH!

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00:26:37,730 --> 00:26:41,331
♪ CHICKEN POT PIE,
AND I DON'T CARE ♪

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00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:44,401
♪ I'M FREE AT LAST! WOO-HOO! ♪

281
00:26:44,469 --> 00:26:46,548
♪ CHICKEN POT PIE,
AND I DON'T CARE ♪

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00:26:46,572 --> 00:26:47,788
♪ CHICKEN POT PIE ♪

283
00:26:50,175 --> 00:26:54,478
Crypt Keeper: THAT YOUNG LADY
CERTAINLY KNEW HOW TO MAKE HER POINT.

284
00:26:54,546 --> 00:26:58,015
BUT WHAT A SHAME FOR
POOR GEORGE AND LOUISA.

285
00:26:58,083 --> 00:27:01,885
THEY THOUGHT THEY HAD THE
LABOR PROBLEMS ALL SEWED UP,

286
00:27:01,953 --> 00:27:06,123
BUT MARY JO FORMED HER OWN
UNION WITH THE SCARECROW.

287
00:27:08,994 --> 00:27:12,795
AND JUST WHEN GEORGE WAS
GOING TO REWARD MARY JO

288
00:27:12,864 --> 00:27:18,001
FOR ALL HER HARD
WORK WITH A BIG BONUS.

289
00:27:18,070 --> 00:27:19,736
UNH.

290
00:27:19,804 --> 00:27:25,208
NOW, THAT IS DEFINITELY
NOT WHAT YOU CALL SAFE SEX.

291
00:27:25,277 --> 00:27:27,244
TUNE IN NEXT WEEK, KIDDIES,

292
00:27:27,312 --> 00:27:31,448
FOR ANOTHER TERRIBLY
TRAUMATIC TALE.

293
00:27:31,517 --> 00:27:35,552
HA HA HA!

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CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

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